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What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip
What is astronaut's favourite food?
A Mars bar
Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter
What is the dumbest planet in the solar system?
Stupiter
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Why did the cow go to space?
To get to the Milky Way
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What is an astronaut's favourite key on the keyboard
The spacebar
what is the dirtiest space shuttle?
space shuttle Detritus!
when do astronauts eat?
launch time!
what happened to the astronaut who drank too much beer?
he got spaced out!
where do astronauts leave their rockets?
at parking meteors
what did the astronaut say to the rocket?
you're fired
how do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
you rocket
Obiwon
which jedi won the lottery?
what is yoda's favorite car?
A toyoda
how do you cut your hair on the moon?
eclipse it!
what do you say when you get to venus?
I wish I brought the frying pan!
what do you say when you get to neptune?
cool!
what do you do when a shooting star comes?
run, otherwise you will get shot!
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